Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'CZhumor'
Title:     kurz aj pre po pokrocilych
Date:      Fri Apr 21 17:35:18 2000

-> ....tento kurz je urceny pre posluchacov VS a univerzit,
> prekladatelov, ale aj siroku verejnost, ktora pocituje unavu z prilis
> rozsiahle znalosti ANJ.
> Po dokladnom precitani nasledujucich cviceni by sa mala objavit ulava,
> zapricinena znizenim a destrukciou vasich jazykovych vedomosti.
>
> 1. Slang - Slang
>
>    Je mi na sablu.          it is on the sword to me.
>    Vylez mi na hrb!         Climb up my back-mountain!
>    Mam to na haku.          I have it on the hook.
>
> 2. Nazvy piesni z originalu do slovenciny - Song titles
>
>    Love me do.              Urob mi to.
>    Hold me tight.           Podrz mi ponozku.
>    Let it be.               Nechaj tu vcelu.
>
> 3. Slovenske mena - Slovak names
>
>    Severin                  Northbert
>    Gejza                    Gaybehind
>    Vlasta                   Hairy-fairy
>    Blanka                   Membrane
>    Ludomil                  Manlover
>    Servac                   Shitmore
>
> 4. Geograficke nazvy - Geographical names
>
>    Nitra                    NItro City
>    Liptovsky MIkulas        The Liptov Santa Claus
>    Rimavska Sobota          Rome Saturday
>    Michalovce               Michaelsheep
>    Partizanske              Los Partisanos
>    Nove Mesto n/V           New York upon Scales
>    Komarno                  Los Mosquitos
>    Marjanka                 Ganjaville
>    Trencianska Tepla        Trenchiner Lesbian
>
> 5. Ustalene slovne spojenia - Collocations
>
>    metrovy textil           One meter long textile
>    vysoke postavenie        a high erection
>    svatojanska muska        a Saint John fly
>
> 6. Naradie a nastroje - Tools and devices
>
>    hreben                   a hair synchroniser
>    obuvak                   a shoe on-putter
>    vrtacka                  a wall-hole maker
>
> 7. Folklor - Folklore
>
>    Mocila konope, mocila, zabka jej do cizmy skocila...
>    She was pissin', ganja pissin' - froggie jumpin' to her
> bootling...
>
> 8. Institucie
>
>    Matica Slovenska          The Slovak Matrix
>    Slovenska narodna rada    The Slovak National Help
>
> 9. Frazeologizmy - Phrases, idioms & proverbs
>
>    Pre mna - za mna           For me - behind me
>    Bezal ozlomkrky            He ran about a neck-break
>    Klamala ostosest           She has lied about one hundred and
>                      six
>    Trafena hus zagagala       A shot goose will make gaggle
>    Dala mu kopacky            She gave him a pair of mining-shoes

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