Posted By: deprecated () on 'CZhumor'
Title:     Re: Shanim vtip ... takovy delsi
Date:      Tue Apr 23 01:31:15 2002

> Nazdar,
>   kdysi jsem kdesi cetl skvely text ... bylo to o tom, jak lide programuji
> program "hello world".
 
Provedl jsem velmi slozitou operaci, spocivajici v napsani www.google.com :)
... a zjistil jsem (btw dotaz znel: guru manager "Hello world" program), ze
existuje nekolik verzi. Ta kterou mas na mysli (kratsi) je k nalezeni treba
na http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/helloworld.html
 
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Hello World !
How the way people code "Hello World" varies depending on their age and job:

High School/Jr.High
===================
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
 

First year in College
=====================
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.
 

Senior year in College
======================
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
 
 
New professional
================
#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
 {
  char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
  int i;
  for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
  printf("%s", message[i]);
  printf("n");
 }
 

Seasoned professional
=====================
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>
class string
 {
  private:
   int size;
   char *ptr;
  public:
   string() : size(0), ptr(new char('   string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
   {
     ptr = new char[size + 1];
     strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
   }
   ~string()
   {
     delete [] ptr;
   }
   friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
   string &operator=(const char *);
 };
     
 ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
 {
   return(stream << s.ptr);
 }
 string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
 {
   if (this != &chrs)
   {
     delete [] ptr;
     size = strlen(chrs);
     ptr = new char[size + 1];
     strcpy(ptr, chrs);
   }
   return(*this);
 }
 int main()
 {
   string str;
   str = "Hello World";
   cout << str << endl;
   return(0);
 }
 
 
System Administrator
====================
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
main()
 {
  char *tmp;
  int i=0;
  /* on y va bourin */
  tmp=(char *)malloc(1024*sizeof(char));
  while (tmp[i]="Hello Wolrd"[i++]);
  /* Ooopps y'a une infusion ! */
  i=(int)tmp[8];
  tmp[8]=tmp[9];
  tmp[9]=(char)i;
  printf("%sn",tmp);
 }


Apprentice Hacker
=================
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
 $msg="Hello, world.n";
 if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
     while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
         $outfilename = $arg;
         open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!n";
         print (FILE $msg);
         close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!n";
     }
 } else {
     print ($msg);
 }
 1;


Experienced Hacker
==================
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#define S "Hello, Worldn"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
 

Seasoned Hacker
===============
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out
Hello, world.
 

Guru Hacker
===========
% cat
Hello, world.
^D 

 
New Manager (do you remember?)
==============================
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
 

Middle Manager
==============
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D
 

Senior Manager
==============
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.


Chief Executive
===============
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.

% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout


Research Scientist
==================
    PROGRAM HELLO
    PRINT *, 'Hello World'
    END


Older research Scientist
========================
    WRITE (6, 100)
  100 FORMAT (1H ,11HHELLO WORLD)
    CALL EXIT
    END

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Delsi verze je treba na http://www.infiltec.com/j-h-wrld.htm, ale to at sem 
postne nekdo jinej :), neb tohle me krute vycerpalo.

d.