Posted By: Suzanne (Pruhovany Twistrik :)) on 'CZling'
Title:     Preklady :))
Date:      Fri Jun 18 11:38:45 1999

Fakt sila :)
Par prikladu:

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During 
that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing 
floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number 
of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. 
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beat soup 
with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef 
rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. 

Similarly, from a Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exibition of Aets by 
15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the 
past two years.

                  Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. 

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