Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Mouse balls..
Date:      Thu Nov 18 14:17:42 1999

 Abstract: MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU  (Field Replacable Unit)
 
       TEXT:
 MOUSE BALLS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS A FRU.
 IF A MOUSE FAILS TO OPERATE,OR 
 SHOULD PERFORM ERRATICALLY,IT MAY
 BE IN NEED OF BALL REPLACEMENT.
 BECAUSE OF THE DELICATE NATURE OF
 THIS PROCEDURE,REPLACEMENT 
 OF MOUSE BALLS SHOULD BE ATTEMPTED BY
 TRAINED PERSONNEL ONLY.
 
 BEFORE ORDERING,DETERMINE TYPE 
 OF MOUSE BALLS REQUIRED BY EXAMINING
 THE UNDERSIDE OF EACH MOUSE.
 DOMESTIC BALLS WILL BE LARGER AND HARDER
 THAN FOREIGN BALLS. BALL REMOVAL 
 PROCEDURES DIFFER,DEPENDING UPON
 MANUFACTURER OF THE MOUSE. 
 FOREIGN BALLS CAN BE REPLACED USING THE
 POP-OFF METHOD, AND DOMESTIC 
 BALLS REPLACED USING THE TWIST-OFF METHOD.
 MOUSE BALLS ARE NOT USUALLY 
 STATIC SENSITIVE,HOWEVER,EXCESSIVE
 HANDLING CAN RESULT IN SUDDEN DISCHARGE.
 UPON COMPLETION OF BALL 
 REPLACEMENT,THE MOUSE MAY BE USED IMMEDIATELY.
 
 IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT EACH 
 SERVICER HAVE A PAIR OF BALLS FOR
 MAINTAINING OPTIMUM CUSTOMER 
 SATISFACTION,AND THAT ANY CUSTOMER
 MISSING HIS BALLS SHOULD 
 SUSPECT LOCAL PERSONNEL OF REMOVING
 THESE NECESSARY FUNCTIONAL ITEMS.

 |  P/N33F8462 -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS
 |  P/N33F8461 -- FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS



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