Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
Date:      Wed Nov 24 14:25:09 1999

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
    because he would not ask for directions.

9.  God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him 
    the remote. 

8.  God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his 
    wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 

7.  God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut 
    appointment for himself. 

6.  God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the 

5.  God knew if the world was to be populated, a man would never be able to 
    handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 

4.  As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left  his 

3.  Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught 
    him hiding in the garden. 

2.  As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!   And the #1 reason 
    why God created Eve... 

1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his 
    head, and said, "I can do better than that. 

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