Posted By: Heretic (Let's Fun Fun Fun!!!) on 'Humor' Title: Re: I know Santa Claus is a woman Date: Tue Nov 30 21:19:51 1999 > Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: > - Men can't pack a bag. It is proven and I don't know any woman that denies it, that men pack the bag much more effectively than women. > - Men don't answer their mail. Neither does Santa :-) > - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, > even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of > jelly." And how about woman in this case? > - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit > their ability to pick up women. Ho Ho Ho Ho :-) Heretic