Posted By: Heretic (Let's Fun Fun Fun!!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Re: I know Santa Claus is a woman
Date:      Tue Nov 30 21:19:51 1999

> Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
> - Men can't pack a bag. 

It is proven and I don't know any woman that denies it, that men pack the bag 
much more effectively than women. 

> - Men don't answer their mail.

Neither does Santa :-) 

> - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described,
> even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of
> jelly."

And how about woman in this case?

> - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit
> their ability to pick up women.

Ho Ho Ho Ho :-)


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