Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Barbie Dolls.. 
Date:      Sun Dec 12 08:04:22 1999

Introducing White Trash Barbie.  She's larger and meaner than
them other prissy, stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every
girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with
her special trailer-park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:

* Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!

* A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie
during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.

* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and sandals.
(*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls
shipped to Alabama.) Waffle House uniform sold separately.

* Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair with black roots

* Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back
and she's pregnant... again!

* Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including
"I tol' jew #$%&@* kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me
anuther beer, baybee.",  "Whur's my #$%&@* cigarettes?", and

Also Available:

* Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with
stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat
Rufus,  also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the
Tornado Action Playset (Sold seperately).

* Barbie dream car. 1982 Camaro in mix-n'- match colors and
smokin' chokin' exhaust,* and coat hanger radio antenna.  Holds
two white Trash Barbies.

*Smoke non-toxic unless breathed.

* Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap
backhand.  With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle.  Curses,
mumbles when  string is  pulled.

* Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*.  Molded to
recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips.  Says "Shut up woman." and
"Git  me a beer." (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)

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