Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     The Making of a Candybar
Date:      Mon Dec 20 02:45:12 1999

While of the capitolized words ARE candybars some are just candy and gum,
they are sweets of many kinds.


It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of MR. GOODBAR.  I saw Miss HERSHEY 
standing behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE when I 
whipped out my WHOPPER and whispered, "hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to 
CRUNCH on my big  MILLION DOLLAR Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my 
TOOTSIE ROLL, and it was pure ALMOND JOY!  I couldn't help but grab her 
delicious MOUNDS because it was easy to see that this little TWIX had the RED 
HOTS for me.  It was all I could do to hold the SNICKERS and CRACKLE as my 
BUTTERFINGER went up her tight little KIT KAT and she started to scream  "OH 
HENRY!"  Soon she was fondling my PETER PAN and ZAGNUT and I knew it wouldn't
be long before I blew my MILK DUDS clear to MARS and that gave her a taste of 
the old MILKy WAY.  She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "hey CHICKLET,
no kinky stuff."  I said "Look you little REESE'S PIECES, don't be a ZERO, be 
a LIFESAVER.  Why don't you take my WHATCHAMACALLIT and slip it up your HO-HO 
and i'll give you a BIT 'O' HONEY?"  (What a piece of JUICY FRUIT she was, 
too!)  She screamed, "Oh your CRACKERJACK tastes better than the THREE
MUSKETEERS!" as I rammed my DING DONG up her ROCKY ROAD and into her PEANUT
BUTTER CUP.  Well, I was giving it to her  GOOD 'N' PLENTY, when all the STARBURST! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow CHUNKY
and complained of a WRIGLEY in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out
popped...........BABY RUTH!

How's your sweet tooth? ;-)

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