Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Bored With The Wife
Date:      Mon Dec 20 19:39:15 1999

Bored With The Wife
Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's 
going to divorce his wife.

"Good grief," says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on 
earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of 
obvious bliss?"

"Well," replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same 
hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of 

Jim thinks for a while and then suggests, "Well if you want variety, why 
don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"

Fred shakes his head and says, "What - and have a house full of kids???"



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