Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Nurse Nancy
Date:      Fri Dec 24 10:55:23 1999

  Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about
Nurse Nancy.
  "She's incredibly mixed up". said one doctor. "She does everything
absolutely backwards.Last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams

of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He damn near died on us"!
  The second doctor said "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a patient an enema every 24hrs. She gave him 24 enemas in
one hour! The guy damn near EXPLODED!
  Suddenly they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
   "Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy
to prick  Mr. Smith's boils!!

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