Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Texan in Australia
Date:      Fri Dec 24 11:01:11 1999

A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi.

After requesting a tour of the city, he starts into a tirade about the small 
town airport and how in  Texas they have larger runways on their ranches.
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the man is further 
unimpressed - "I have a duck pond  bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental 
bridge to  span it that makes this look like a toy".
The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn "Is this a road, or a 
walking path?"  So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing the 
sudden and severe application of the  brakes, the driver couldn't help himself 
- "Stupid  grasshoppers!"

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