Posted By: Suzanne (*** SNEZI! ***) on 'Humor'
Title:     Chinese and Jewish on a plane
Date:      Wed Jan  5 10:42:28 2000

The pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was the first time
they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they
didn't get along.

After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said:
 "I don't like Chinese."
The co-pilot replied:
 "Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?"
 "Your guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S WHY I don't like Chinese!"
 "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not
  Chinese !"
 "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're ALL ALIKE."
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said:
 "No like Jews."
 "Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"
 "Jews sink Titanic."
The pilot tried to correct him:
 "NO, NO!! The jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an ICEBERG!"
 "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. ALL SAME!"

                  Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. 

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