Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Bad Day for Mike
Date:      Wed Jan  5 14:29:45 2000

 There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
 looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
 Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
 takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
 The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
 man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
 just can't see a man crying."

 "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First,
 I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,
 outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I
 found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do
 nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
 driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet
 in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with
 the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was
 thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and
 drink my poison..."

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