Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Pig with a wooden leg
Date:      Thu Feb 10 17:17:04 2000

Pig with a wooden leg

     One day a man was driving down the road & saw a pig with a wooden leg, so 
he stopped to see what was up. 

     So he knocked on the door & a lady answered. 

     He said, "Where did you get a pig with a wooden leg?"

     The lady said, "Well, we got him from Czechoslavakia... 

     Anyway, soon after we got him, he was sniffing around, so we thought we 
would drill -- $500,000 worth of
     royalties in oil. 

     A couple years later he was sniffing around again. So we drilled... Gas. 
$1,000,000 in royalties.

     But what's most important -- a couple days ago there was a fire. Pig 
came in saved us all!" 

     The man said, "Yeah, I understand that, but what is with the wooden 
leg?" 

     The lady said, "A pig like that, you don't eat all at once!!"  



Ufi

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