Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor' Title: Pig with a wooden leg Date: Thu Feb 10 17:17:04 2000 Pig with a wooden leg One day a man was driving down the road & saw a pig with a wooden leg, so he stopped to see what was up. So he knocked on the door & a lady answered. He said, "Where did you get a pig with a wooden leg?" The lady said, "Well, we got him from Czechoslavakia... Anyway, soon after we got him, he was sniffing around, so we thought we would drill -- $500,000 worth of royalties in oil. A couple years later he was sniffing around again. So we drilled... Gas. $1,000,000 in royalties. But what's most important -- a couple days ago there was a fire. Pig came in saved us all!" The man said, "Yeah, I understand that, but what is with the wooden leg?" The lady said, "A pig like that, you don't eat all at once!!" Ufi --------------- ufi@atheist.com