Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Hay Fever
Date:      Thu Feb 10 17:34:36 2000

Hay Fever

     A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a 
fancy dinner party that night and
     figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the 
evening. She didn't have any
     pockets, so she stuffed them both in her bra.

     Halfway through the night, she had already used up one handkerchief and 
was rummaging around in her bra
     for the other one. She was having trouble finding it, and soon she 
noticed that everyone at the table was
     staring at her.

     "What on earth are you doing?" asked one of her colleagues.

     She replied, "I could have sworn I had two when I arrived!"  



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