Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Drop-In Patient
Date:      Fri Feb 11 14:13:11 2000

Drop-In Patient

A doctor recently had a patient "drop in" on him for an unscheduled 
appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the doctor asked.

The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make 
love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, and I can hardly 
catch my breath....Doctor, I'm scared!"

The doctor, looking at his 86-year-old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these 
sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced 
years. But tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"

The old gent's response was, "Well,...three times last night and twice 
again this morning!"  



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