Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor' Title: Some Old, Some New, All Bad (explicit language) Date: Fri Feb 11 14:16:53 2000 Some Old, Some New, All Bad Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? A: One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." The other says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe." Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries. Q: How do you recycle toilet paper? A: Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it. Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full. Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?? A: Hanson. Q: Why are roach clips called roach clips? A: Because "pot holder" was already taken. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Mexican, an Italian, a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of Joke?" Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man. Q: What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson? A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair .... and O.J walked! Ufi --------------- ufi@atheist.com