Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Some Old, Some New, All Bad (explicit language)
Date:      Fri Feb 11 14:16:53 2000

Some Old, Some New, All Bad

     Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
     A: One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
        The other says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe." 

     Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
     A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... 
        the other is used to carry groceries. 

     Q: How do you recycle toilet paper?
     A: Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it.

     Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
     A: Full. 

     Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams 
     every night??
     A: Hanson.

     Q: Why are roach clips called roach clips?
     A: Because "pot holder" was already taken. 

     Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
     A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

     An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Mexican, an Italian, a Priest, a 
     Rabbi, and a Nun walk into a bar. 
     The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of Joke?" 

     Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? 
     A: The man.

     Q: What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
     A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair .... and O.J walked! 



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