Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Beard of Truth
Date:      Fri Feb 11 14:22:46 2000

Beard of Truth

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he 
shave his beard: "Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see 
your handsome face without it."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She 
would kill me!"

"Oh, pleasse?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.

"Oh, really, I can't," he replies. "My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.

That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she is sleeping. 
She rouses slightly, feels his face and replies, "Oh, Tom, you shouldn't be 
here. My husband will be home soon!" 
 



Ufi

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