Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor' Title: samurai Date: Wed Feb 23 03:06:31 2000 > >Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor > >who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration > >throughout the country that he was searching for one. > > > >A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, > >a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the > >Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be > >head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out > >popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops > >dead on the ground in 2 pieces. > > > >The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" > > > >The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and > >demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and > >out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops > >dead on the ground in 4 pieces. > > > >The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" > > > >The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he > >should be head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a > >matchbox and out popped a fly. His flashing sword goes > >whoooooooossshhh whooooossshhh whooooossshh whooooossshhh. > >A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and > >buzzing around. > > > >The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, > >why is the fly not dead?" > > > >The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not > >intended to kill." Zaba P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!
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