Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     samurai
Date:      Wed Feb 23 03:06:31 2000

> >Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor
> >who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration
> >throughout the country that he was searching for one.
> >
> >A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai,
> >a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.  The emperor asked the
> >Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be
> >head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out
> >popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops
> >dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
> >
> >The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"
> >
> >The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and
> >demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and
> >out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops
> >dead on the ground in 4 pieces.
> >
> >The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"
> >
> >The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he
> >should be head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a
> >matchbox and out popped a fly. His flashing sword goes
> >whoooooooossshhh whooooossshhh whooooossshh whooooossshhh.
> >A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and
> >buzzing around.
> >
> >The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that,
> >why is the fly not dead?"
> >
> >The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not
> >intended to kill."


P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!

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