Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor' Title: only in America Date: Fri Feb 25 03:10:13 2000 NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN THE TRUTH................... > > > > 1.Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an > > ambulance. > > > > 2.Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a > > skating rink. > > > > 3.Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to > > the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can > > buy cigarettes at the front. > > > > 4.Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large > > fries,and a diet coke. > > > > 5.Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the > > pens to the counters. > > > > 6.Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in > > the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > > 7.Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and > > then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't > > want to talk to in the first place. > > > > 8.Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > > packages of eight. > > > > 9.Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the > > process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning > > 'bloodsucking creatures' > > . > > 10.Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille > > lettering. >> Zaba P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!