Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     only in America
Date:      Fri Feb 25 03:10:13 2000

NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN THE TRUTH...................
> >
> > 1.Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> > ambulance.
> >
> > 2.Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
> > skating rink.
> >
> > 3.Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
> > the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can
> > buy cigarettes at the front.
> >
> > 4.Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
> > fries,and a diet coke.
> >
> > 5.Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
> > pens to the counters.
> >
> > 6.Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
> > the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
> >
> > 7.Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> > then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
> > want to talk to in the first place.
> >
> > 8.Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> > packages of eight.
> >
> > 9.Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> > process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> > 'bloodsucking creatures'
> > .
> > 10.Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> > lettering. >>


Zaba

P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!

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