Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Plane
Date:      Fri Mar 10 09:06:06 2000

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one  wing is 
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it.  Screaming, she stands up in the front of 
the plane.  "I'm too young to die!" she wails.  Then she yells,"Well, if I'm 
going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!  I've had 
plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a 
woman!  Well, I've had it!  Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me 
feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence.  Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and 
they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. 
Then, an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.  "I can make you 
feel like a woman," he says.  He's gorgeous.  Tall, built, with long, flowing 
black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, 
unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger 

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, he extends the arm holding 
his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers... "Iron this."



Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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