Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     girlfriend
Date:      Fri Mar 10 09:10:31 2000

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the 
condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. 
'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really 
hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having 
dinner with her parents, and then we're going out.  And I've got a feeling 
I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the 
time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.'

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her 
parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the 
prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after 
everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, 'You never told me that 
you were such a religious person.' He leans over to her and says, 'You never 
told me that your father is a pharmacist.



Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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