Posted By: Suzanne (no risk, no fun) on 'Humor'
Title:     Who's the Boss?
Date:      Fri Mar 24 13:53:10 2000


> > WHO'S THE BOSS?
> >
> > When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
> > to be Boss.
> >
> > The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I
> > control all the body's responses and functions."
> >
> > The Feet said,"We should be Boss as we carry the
> > Brain about and get him to where he wants to go".
> >
> > The Hands said,"We should be the Boss because we
> > do all the work and earn all the money."
> >
> > And so it went on and on with the Heart, the Lungs
> > and the Eyes until finally the Asshole spoke up.
> >
> > All the parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole
> > being the Boss. So the Asshole went on strike,
> > blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a
> > short time the Eyes became crossed, the Hands
> > clenched, the Feet twitched, the Heart and Lungs
> > began to panic and the Brain fevered. Eventually
> > they all decided that the Asshole should be the
> > Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other
> > parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and
> > passed out the shit!
> >
> > The moral of the story is ? You don't need Brains
> > to be a Boss - any Asshole will do !!!



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