Posted By: Suzanne (no risk, no fun) on 'Humor' Title: Who's the Boss? Date: Fri Mar 24 13:53:10 2000 > > WHO'S THE BOSS? > > > > When the body was first made, all the parts wanted > > to be Boss. > > > > The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I > > control all the body's responses and functions." > > > > The Feet said,"We should be Boss as we carry the > > Brain about and get him to where he wants to go". > > > > The Hands said,"We should be the Boss because we > > do all the work and earn all the money." > > > > And so it went on and on with the Heart, the Lungs > > and the Eyes until finally the Asshole spoke up. > > > > All the parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole > > being the Boss. So the Asshole went on strike, > > blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a > > short time the Eyes became crossed, the Hands > > clenched, the Feet twitched, the Heart and Lungs > > began to panic and the Brain fevered. Eventually > > they all decided that the Asshole should be the > > Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other > > parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and > > passed out the shit! > > > > The moral of the story is ? You don't need Brains > > to be a Boss - any Asshole will do !!! Cim min vis, tim lip spis. SuE