Posted By: Suzanne (Simple Elegance :)) on 'Humor'
Title:     Blonde in Washington
Date:      Thu Apr 13 12:52:24 2000


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.  Unfortunately, she
couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions,
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number
54 bus.  It'll take you right there."  She thanked the officer
and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area
and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus
stop.  The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but
to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number
54 bus.  That was three hours ago.  Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now.
The 45th bus just went by!"



                                                  - no risk, no fun -
                                                                SuE

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