Posted By: Suzanne (Simple Elegance :)) on 'Humor'
Title:     punctuation
Date:      Tue Apr 18 11:46:51 2000


An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is
nothing." on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it
correctly.

The men wrote:    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote:  "A woman: without her, man is nothing."


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