Posted By: Suzanne (Simple Elegance :)) on 'Humor'
Title:     Compassion
Date:      Thu Apr 20 14:00:30 2000

One afternoon, a wealthy man was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the
road side.  He orders his driver to stop and he gets
out to investigate.  "Why are you eating grass?", asks
the limo riding man.

"We don't have any money for food," replies the poor

"Oh, come along with me then," says the rich man.

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along!  And you, come with us too!", the
wealthy man says to the poor man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second
man answers.

"Bring them as well!" shouts the generous man.  They
all climb into the  car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you
are too kind.  Thank you for taking all of us with

The wealthy man replies, "No problem, the grass at my
home is about two feet tall."

                                                  - no risk, no fun -

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