Posted By: Suzanne (Simple Elegance :)) on 'Humor'
Title:     Planes
Date:      Tue May  2 14:47:56 2000

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise

"Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet.  How much noise
can we make up here?"

"Sir," the radar man replied, "have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes
when it hits a 747?"

                                                  - no risk, no fun -

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