Posted By: Jovo () on 'Humor' Title: This shit is a bomb :-) Date: Tue May 9 21:47:09 2000 Hello. If you are offended by naughty words, or if you believe in something from the following list ... i wanted to say something nasty, but instead : DON'T READ ANY fuRTHEr :-] A Short Guide to Comparative Religions (from the Center of Applied Linguistics Staff Newsletter, Harvard University) Taoism - Shit happens Confucianism - Confucius say, Shit happens Calvinism - Shit happens because you dont work hard enough. Buddhism - If shit happens, it really isnt shit. 7th Day Adventist - No shit on Saturdays. Zen - Whats the sound of shit happening? Hedonism - Theres nothing like good shit happening, Hinduism - This shits happened before. Mormon - This shit is going to happen again. Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Moonies - Only happy shit really happens. Stoicism - This shit is good for me. Protestantism - Let the shit happen to someone else. Catholicism - Shit happens because you are BAD. Hare Krishna - Shit happens. Rama rama. Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us? Zoroastrianism - Shit happens half the time. Christian Science - Shit is in your mind. Atheism - Sheeit. Existentialism - What is this shit anyway? Rastafanianism - Lets smoke this shit. --------- I want to thank the person, who send me this ... and excuse bad layout. Jovo.
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