Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Re: This shit is a bomb :-)
Date:      Tue Jul 18 12:41:06 2000

>Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
>You can be shit faced,
>shit out of luck,
>or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
>find a place for your shit,
>or decide to shit or get off the pot.
>You can smoke shit,
>buy shit,
>sell shit,
>lose shit,
>find shit,
>forget shit,
>and tell others to eat shit and die.
>Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
>between shit and shineola.
>There are lucky shits,
>dumb shits,
>crazy shits,
>and sweet shits.
>There is bull shit,
>horse shit and
>chicken shit.
>You can throw shit,
>sling shit,
>catch shit,
>or duck when shit hits the fan.
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>Some days are colder than shit,
>some days are hotter than shit,
>and some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit,
>things can look like shit,
>and there are times when you feel like shit.
>You can have too much shit,
>not enough shit,
>the right shit,
>the wrong shit or
>a lot of weird shit.
>You can carry shit,
>have a mountain of shit,
>or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim
>in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
>block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need
to know anything else!

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