Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Re: engineer thinking - the full version :)
Date:      Sat Jul 22 07:21:31 2000

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed and
said, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such

The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word
with him. Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?"

The greenskeeper replied, "Oh yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I
think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"


P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!

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