Posted By: Suzanne (reka dava, reka bere...) on 'Humor'
Title:     nice language
Date:      Fri Sep 29 14:57:40 2000

A young mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room.  She heard the train stop
and her son said,  "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
off now, 'cause  this is the last stop!  And all of you sons of bitches who
are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the

The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language
in this house.  Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS.  When you come out, you may play with your train,  but I want
you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes  playing with
his train.  Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today
and hope your trip was a pleasant one.  We hope you will ride with us again

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.  Remember, there is
no  smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

                                                  - no risk, no fun -

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