Posted By: jartal (Sasa, Sasa jede) on 'Humor'
Title:     women
Date:      Thu Oct 26 14:26:19 2000

** HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMAN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT **
She is not a BABE or a CHICK -      She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -   She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY -                   She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB -            She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
She has not BEEN AROUND -           She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD -             She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -   She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY -                  She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU -              She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT -                 She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE -        She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



                                                  J. T.

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