Posted By: Neuromancer (... bright eyes ...) on 'Humor'
Title:     Stressed and iritated
Date:      Tue Nov  7 19:47:08 2000

 Some really good expressions for the STRESSED and IRRITATED:
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
4. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
5. "Do I look like a #%*$ people's person!"
6. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with flourescent lighting"
7. "I started out with nothing & still have most of it left"
8. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
9. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
10. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
11. "Practise random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of
self-control"
12. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
13. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
14. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
15. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
16. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
17. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't gone
to sleep yet"
18. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
19. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
20. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
21. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
22. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
23. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
24. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
25. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
26. "Earth is full. Go home."
27. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
28. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
29. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."

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