Posted By: OOK (Pure academic user) on 'Humor'
Title:     SHIT
Date:      Tue Nov  7 21:13:58 2000

> Wanna join us?
> In order to assure the highest level of quality work and
> productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep
> all employees well trained through our program of Special
> High Intensity Training (SHIT). We are trying to give our
> employees more SHIT than anyone else does.
> If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the
> job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed
> at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially
> skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle.
> Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in
> Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (DEEP SHIT). Those
> who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to
> Employee Attitude Training (EAT SHIT).
> Since our managers took shit before they were promoted, they
> don't have to do SHIT any more, and are full of SHIT already.
> If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job
> training others.
> We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List
> (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULL SHIT will get the
> SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of
> Intensity Programming (DIP SHIT).
> If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head
> Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (HOT SHIT).
> The implementation of the above program will be evaluated by
> the Special High Intensity Training Human Engineering And
> Development Staff (SHIT HEADS).
> Boss In General
> Special High Intensity Training

... i kdybych vedel ze za pet minut zanikne svet, jeste bych se sel podivat na 
prcka, jak cisti SUE zuby ....  

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