Posted By: Dragonfly (Dragonfly) on 'Humor'
Title:     In a bar
Date:      Wed Jan 31 11:55:51 2001

A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a 
beautiful young woman in a pub and said: "Do you 
mind if I ask you a personal question?"

"Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman, "But 
go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway."

"OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How 
many men have you slept with?" 
"That's my business!" snapped the woman.

"Oh, right!" said the young man, "I didn't realize you 
made a living at it!


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