Posted By: Neuromancer (... bright eyes ...) on 'Humor'
Title:     The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
Date:      Tue Feb  6 09:42:38 2001

12 "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
11 "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
10 "So -- what are you wearing?"
9 "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
8 "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
7 "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
6 "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
5 "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
4 "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
3 "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
2 "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support.
1 "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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