Posted By: Jiri (Zip) on 'Humor'
Title:     Animals in good mood :o)
Date:      Fri Jun  1 20:00:51 2001

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind 
him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace.

The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs 
into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith 
helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down, and starts to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars, 

" Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?"

The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?" 

and one more

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I 
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one 
thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to 
have some fun?' "

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your 
problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will 
put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the 
bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase 
and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded. 

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. 
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their 

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female 
parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the 
beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" 

  Murphy's Law : If anything can go wrong, it'll go wrong.
   momentalne student VSE Praha

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