Posted By: Jiri (Zip) on 'Humor'
Title:     Miraculous watch
Date:      Tue Jun  5 12:42:06 2001

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He spies a lovely looking creature 
sitting at a table on her own and decides to make a move. 

He goes over and says, 'Hi, I've got something I'd like to show you', and 
sits down next to her. 

He looks harmless enough and she decides to play along, 'Whats that then?', 
she enquires. 

'It's my watch. It can tell me everything I need to know about someone just 
by looking at it.' 

That's bollocks!' she retorts. 

'No, really, its true!' He then stares intently at his watch for a few second 
and then says, 'For instance, I can tell by my watch that you're not wearing 
any underwear.' 

She grins smugly and says ' Well, that's where you're wrong, I do have 
underwear on.' 

The man looks back at his watch, with a puzzled look on his face. A second 
later the puzzled expression is slowly replaced by a grin of recognition and 
he says 'I know what it is, I set my watch ten minutes fast this morning!!' 

  Murphy's Law : If anything can go wrong, it'll go wrong.
   momentalne student VSE Praha

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