Posted By: jetpac (LMN) on 'Humor'
Title:     a story from Malaysia
Date:      Wed Nov  7 10:18:55 2001

A Story from Malaysia

One day, an American businessman arrived at Kuala Lumpur Airport.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, 
so he looked for one.

When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance with some 
coins on the table. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped 
him and asked for forty cents. 
Since the lady is Cantonese Chinese, she usually speaks in Cantonese. Forty 
cents in Cantonese is "sei kok". So, she said, "Sei kok Mister...Sei kok...." 
The American wondered why in Malaysia they have to "see the cock" before 
entering the toilet? So he said, "No". But the lady insisted.

Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady 
said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (MONEY), but the American misunderstood again 
and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here ?" The lady 
replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.

The American thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the 
lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! 
SAKIT!" (PAIN),and the American thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said 
"OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.

The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....). The American 
misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the 
American replied.

Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, TOLONG! 
TOLONG!" The American replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."