Posted By: DeCourcy () on 'Humor'
Title:     What The Perfect Woman Would Say
Date:      Tue Sep 10 14:07:40 2002

What The Perfect Woman Would Say 

Of course I'll swallow it. I love the creamy taste. 

Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 

I'm bored let's shave my pussy. 

Oh come on whatta say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints 
and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?? 

God! if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna burst!! 

I know it's a lot tighter back there, but could you try again! 

You're so sexy when you're hungover! 

Let's subscribe to Hustler!! 

Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 

Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 

Hey, let's go down the mall so you can check out women's asses! 

That was a great fart. Do another one!!

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