Posted By: Jovo () on 'Humor'
Title:     Mental Hospital
Date:      Tue Jan 21 15:30:05 2003

John & David were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,John
suddenly dived in to the deep end.He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
David promptly jumped in to save him.He swam to the bottom and pulled John
out. When the medical director became aware of David's heroic act he
immediately ordered David to be discharged from the hospital, as he now
considered him to be mentally stable. When the director went to tell David
the news he said,"David, I have good news & bad news. The good news is
you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the
life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news
is, John, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the
bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." David replied "He didn't hang
himself, I put him there to dry."

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