Posted By: klak (a kam jde ten kour?) on 'Humor'
Title:     Birds and the Bees
Date:      Fri May 30 09:52:44 2003

Birds and the Bees 

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you 
won't tell me." 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong. 

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6, I got the there's no Santa 
speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit 
me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups 
don't really f#ck, I'll have nothing left to live for."


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