Posted By: Sheri (NeedComp.Supplies?QueryMe) on 'Humor'
Title:     Re: Frog Stuff
Date:      Fri Aug 27 17:48:03 1999

If you kiss me and turn be back into a beautiful princess, I will tell you if 
there has been.. ribbit.. ;-) 

>  The Frog and the Engineer
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
>  An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
> said, "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, 
> picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. 
> 
>  The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
> beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and
> how you are my hero." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
> at
> it, and returned it to his pocket.
> 
>    The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a
> beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The
> 
> engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. 
> 
>    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
> beautiful
> princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." 
> Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and  put it back into
> his 
> pocket. 
> 
>    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
> beautiful 
> princess, that I will stay with you for a year and do anything that you 
> want. 
> Why won't you kiss me?" 
> 
>    The man said, "look I'm an engineer. I wouldn't know what to do with a
> girlfriend, but a TALKING FROG IS REALLY COOL."
> 
> 
> I just hope it hasn't been posted in here earlier ...
> (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail:_



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