Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor'
Title:     Husband has been married too long.. ;-)
Date:      Sat Sep 11 22:59:47 1999

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform 
in bed anymore.  He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but 
nothing works.  Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and 
refers him to a psychiatrist.  

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to 
how you could possibly be cured."  Finally the psychiatrist refers him to witch
doctor.  The witch doctor tells , "I can cure this", and throws some powder on 
a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke........The witch 
doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year!  
All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" 

The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"  The witch 
doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down.  But be warned 
it will not work again for a year!"  

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the 
good news.......  So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly 
he gets a massive erection. 

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for? ;-)

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