Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Men & Women
Date:      Thu Jan  6 11:03:22 2005

1- A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy 
replies: Thanks for the warning. 

2- A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: 
Depends, if I can find a phone. 

3- Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are 
sleeping with? She replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the 

4- A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or 
my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied after a pause: I 
like your sense of humor. 

5- Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you 
having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you 
said three males a day. 



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