Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor' Title: Men & Women Date: Thu Jan 6 11:03:22 2005 1- A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. 2- A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. 3- Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? She replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! 4- A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied after a pause: I like your sense of humor. 5- Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day. Bye Medved No matter where you go, everyone is connected.
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