Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Corporate training
Date:      Mon Feb  7 10:10:11 2005


Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from 
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through 
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). 

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you 
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see 
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. 
list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you getting all the 
S.H.I.T you can handle. 

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL 
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS S.H.I.T. (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). 

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE 
ATTITUDE TRAINING S.H.I.T. (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). 

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't 
have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and all are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are 
full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in a job teaching others. 

We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS S.H.I.T. 
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). 

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and 
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL 
RESEARCH EDUCATION S.H.I.T. (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to 
manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T. 

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, 
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.). 

Thank you for your time. ! 

Sincerely,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIALIZED HIGH INTENSITY TRAINER
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Cc :- The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training 
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.)
 

Bye

Medved

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