Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
Date:      Wed Feb  9 15:20:51 2005


ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY 

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her 
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the 
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. 
When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested. The case came up in court. 
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. 

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the 
bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign 
that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce 
the swelling", and I had to smile. 

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big 
Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. 

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that 
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost 
it." 

"CASE DISMISSED!"
 

Bye

Medved

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