Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Deathbed
Date:      Mon Oct  3 15:18:53 2005

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four 
children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the 
fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child 
really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if 
..." The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no 
question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." 

The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he 
didn't ask about the other three." 



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