Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Halloween Party
Date:      Mon Nov 21 13:42:27 2005

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible 
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going 
to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time 
being spoiled by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went. 

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and, 
since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband 
did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by 
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the 
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel 
here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather 
seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time 
to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; 
naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little 
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars 
and had sex.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the 
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would 
make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked 
him what kind of time he had. 

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when 
you're not there." 
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" 
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, 
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and 
played poker all evening... But, you're not gonna believe what happened to 
the guy I loaned my costume to." 



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