Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     scary story
Date:      Sat Mar 25 12:05:07 2006

Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there was a 
downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring 
rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the 
car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still 
drinking one beer after the other. 

All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped 
lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeekkk! Look at my 
window!!! There's an old guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?) The old man 
kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him 
what he wants!" So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, 
scared out of his wits, "What do you want?" 

The old man softly replied, "You have any tobacco?" The passenger, terrified, 
looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!" "Well, offer him a 
cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies. So the passenger fumbles around with 
the pack and hands the old man a cigarette, rolling up the window in terror 
and yells, "Step on it!!!". 

Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing 
again. The passenger says, "What did you think of that?" The driver says, "I 
don't know. How could that be? I am going pretty fast?" 

All of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old man is 
looking in the window. 
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There he is again!", the passenger yells. 
"Well, see what he wants now!" yells back the driver. 
The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" 

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a 
lighter out the window at him, rolls up the window and again yells, "STEP ON 

They are now going about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had 
just seen and heard. Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "HE'S BACK!" He 
rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear. 

The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"



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